Janet and John: Janet Gets A New Car

Janet is getting a new car today. Do you like cars? Janet does.
What kind is it, asks John.
It's silver replies Janet. John thinks Janet is joking. Do you think Janet was joking?
Is it like my car, asks John.
Its a lot better than that old wreck, says Janet.
What's wrong with my car, asks John.
It's full of bottles and jars and meters and jackets and the seat covers are full of mud off the dog, says Janet.
Will there be seat covers in your new car for the dog, asks John.
Can you growl like a dog? Janet can.
Janet shows John a picture of the car. John likes the new car. It is silver, with a very good stereo.
John knows what he likes when it comes to cars. It's a very good stereo.
We can listen to very loud heavy metal music when we are driving, says John.
Can you shout like heavy metal singers? Janet can.
Didn't you want a four by four like a Vitara or a Trooper or something. John doesn't know many car names.
Yes but I liked this one when I saw it and it's a lot bigger, says Janet.
Does size matter, wouldn't you rather get good performance, asks John.
One or the other might be nice, says Janet. Do you think Janet is talking about cars?
Janet goes off to get her new car.
A little while later the phone rings. Its Janet.
A warning light came on in the new car before I'd even gone a mile, says Janet. I've got a little Micra as a courtesy car until they check the other one out.
Would have been better off getting the four by four, says John.
Can you swear like a trooper? Janet can.

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Editor's note: The management would like to point out that all characters and plots in this publication are completely fictional and bear no resemblance to any persons or real life events, and I'm sure the car will be great...when it comes.